Men are from Mars, we know this. But women are not from Venus that would be too simple. Women, we all know, are not simple. Complexities of women are too hard for one man to explore; we as men can only assume and then complain. The complaints are not just what we don’t like, but what we do not understand.
Personally, my first complaint is how women are so damn emotional. Why do women always cry about everything. I remember, one day, my girlfriend crying. When I asked her what she was crying about she said slobbery, “I am just so happy that I can not stand it.” I am thinking what the hell does this mean? Is she being literal, can she not stand to be happy? Why is she so happy? Who the hell cries when they are happy, aren’t you supposed to cry when you are sad? I guess the complaint here is, women should cry when they are sad, smile and laugh when they are happy, and have a frown when they are mad. These are simple expressions of feelings and men can understand them.
Also, simply stating, in clear words, what you feel would be nice for women to do. It seems that women “beat around the bush” when explaining how they feel. Doing that does not make any sense at all; simply state what you want, think, and feel. It is extremely annoying when women say something like “It sure would be nice to receive flowers at least once a week, like Amelia next door does.” GRRR. Just say “Hey doofus, bring me flowers once a week and I will be the happiest woman on Earth.” This seems so much easier then “dropping hints.” I can be happy, but you can be happy as well.
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